"WE IS HERE IN NORFOLK, VIRGINNIE... A TOWN KNOWN FOR ITS HIGH POPULATION OF FAGGOTS WHAT WILL TOUCH THEIR DICKS TOGETHER RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE YOU IS TRYIN TO EAT BREAKFAST BEFORE A LONG DAY AT THE COAL MINE, AND YER BREAKFAST IS RUINED 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T EAT ONCE YOU SEEN THESE HOME INVADIN QUEERS DO THEIR FAG-DANCE THREE INCHES FROM YER GRITS N' BREAKFAST CEREAL. ITS TIME TO TEACH THEM SODOMITES AND THIER EXCLUSIVE DANCE CLUBS THAT WE AIN'T ALLOWED INTO, A LESSON, RIGHT BOYS! YEEEEEEHAAAWWWW!!!"
(11/17/2008)
"Income tax doesn't not exist because somebody doesn't believe in it. And the same is true with our Creator."
Hey Folks! Its the Khristian Kartoon Kavalcade! YAYYYYYY! This week's Kavalcade is brought to by Jesus Is Savior Dot Com
[[[WARNING! THE ONLY WAY INTO HEAVEN IS APPARENTLY THROUGH ANIMATED GIFs AND ANNOYING BACKGROUNDS AND SHIT]]] Click on the pictures to vist the pages that God built.
In case you can't see it, the kid is reading a Harry Potter book... which I'll agree is evil, and fucking stupid, but NOT for any religious reasons.
Yeah man... thats exactly what I thought back in high school... "Man, I know theres no God... SO I"M GONNA GO ON A FUCKING KILLING RAMPAGE!!!! YEAHHHH!!! DO THE DEW!" My only question is why someone whos so bad-ass as to have a bomb for head, is also weraing a gay single Michael-Jackson-esque glove?
Okay! OKAY! I Know, I'm lazy! Jack Chick tracts are like shootin fish in a barrel... with a shotgun... loaded with High Explosive Rounds... and the barrel is in fact a coffee cup...
Alright... after this I gotta stop. This guys site makes my brain vomit.
Also: WHEN YOU GOTTA GO... YOU GOTTA GO.
Sad thing is, I agree with him. If only it weren't for that damn Religion angle... Shit. - SIXX
(9/26/2008)
YOUTUBE ROUNDUP!!!
(8/29/2008)
GUITAR HERO: GOD EDITION!
"Grab the guitar and play along with top Christian bands! Shred those riffs or blast the bass…you add a unique sound to the solid Christian rock. But watch out: if you can't keep up, the artists will take a break and stop the music. Crank it up and try again - you'll soon be rockin' with the best while praising the Lord!"
Folks, we can't make this shit up. It's REAL! Gahhh... My brain! Don't forget to check out their "Dance Praise" gamepad and game as well.
