Once you see it, you can’t UNsee it.
Once you see it, you can't UNsee it.
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- Alone in the cosmos, Jesus begins to feel the hunger inside grow once again…
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- Jesus travels through Space, seeking sustenance…
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- Finding the defenseless Earth, he draws near…
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- Pausing only to savor the smell of his quarry…
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- As he draws closer, He sheds a tear. Jesus is SO hungry…
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- Absorbing the Earth’s energy, he feels his hunger pangs ease…
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- For some reason, theres some clouds made out of Lions… This is the last thing the people of Earth see…
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- Bloated and full from his meal, Jesus is once again at peace…
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- Alone in the cosmos, Jesus begins to feel the hunger inside grow once again…
By Ali Ikram / NZPA
Churches around the country are getting ready for Christmas. For many this might mean a nativity scene with donkeys, wise men and of course, the baby Jesus.
But at Auckland’s St Matthew in the City they like to do things differently.
Read the story: God a Hard Act to Follow
Submitted by Heather
Truth is, and don't tell David I told you, he looked like such a jackass with his little whip and pebble that Goliath laughed himself to death.