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From Our Crapper to Yours.
     

(3/6/2010)

 



 

(10/27/2009)

 

Hey, um, yeah.

Sorry for the lack up updates. Been getting a round rogering from life the last several weeks.

I promise to be more on the ball.

da Pope

 

(6/17/2009)

 



Ex-Masturbator Christian Shirts

 

(4/14/2009)

 



 

(2/3/2009)

 

"WE IS HERE IN NORFOLK, VIRGINNIE... A TOWN KNOWN FOR ITS HIGH POPULATION OF FAGGOTS WHAT WILL TOUCH THEIR DICKS TOGETHER RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE YOU IS TRYIN TO EAT BREAKFAST BEFORE A LONG DAY AT THE COAL MINE, AND YER BREAKFAST IS RUINED 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T EAT ONCE YOU SEEN THESE HOME INVADIN QUEERS DO THEIR FAG-DANCE THREE INCHES FROM YER GRITS N' BREAKFAST CEREAL. ITS TIME TO TEACH THEM SODOMITES AND THIER EXCLUSIVE DANCE CLUBS THAT WE AIN'T ALLOWED INTO, A LESSON, RIGHT BOYS! YEEEEEEHAAAWWWW!!!"



 

(11/17/2008)

 




"Income tax doesn't not exist because somebody doesn't believe in it. And the same is true with our Creator."

What?!?


 

(10/30/2008)

 



Christians Worship Golden Idol; Pray For Cash.

 

(10/14/2008)

 

HEY! New poll over there. -->

 

(10/13/2008)

 

Hey Folks! Its the Khristian Kartoon Kavalcade! YAYYYYYY! This week's Kavalcade is brought to by Jesus Is Savior Dot Com

[[[WARNING! THE ONLY WAY INTO HEAVEN IS APPARENTLY THROUGH ANIMATED GIFs AND ANNOYING BACKGROUNDS AND SHIT]]]
Click on the pictures to vist the pages that God built.


In case you can't see it, the kid is reading a Harry Potter book... which I'll agree is evil, and fucking stupid, but NOT for any religious reasons.


Yeah man... thats exactly what I thought back in high school... "Man, I know theres no God... SO I"M GONNA GO ON A FUCKING KILLING RAMPAGE!!!! YEAHHHH!!! DO THE DEW!" My only question is why someone whos so bad-ass as to have a bomb for head, is also weraing a gay single Michael-Jackson-esque glove?


Okay! OKAY! I Know, I'm lazy! Jack Chick tracts are like shootin fish in a barrel... with a shotgun... loaded with High Explosive Rounds... and the barrel is in fact a coffee cup...


Alright... after this I gotta stop. This guys site makes my brain vomit.


Also: WHEN YOU GOTTA GO... YOU GOTTA GO.



Sad thing is, I agree with him. If only it weren't for that damn Religion angle... Shit. - SIXX


 

(9/26/2008)

 

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BLASPHEMY PARADE # 224

Snapping the wet ones at towel conventions is all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
Poll of the Whenever
Favorite Tourette's Phrase
Buh...Bitchrod!
F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-FAGGOT!!!
Nun Tits!
Cuntpimples... Oh, god i'm sorry.
ASSJAMASSJAMASSMILK!
GREY POUPON MOTHERFUCKER!
Eat an Orange Tamarind's Booty Hole!
It's called Coprolalia you SHITFUCKCUNTWAD!

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