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 ACROSS:
 1. ___-dispenser (6)
 3. ___ are like opinions (8)
 8. ___ something you don't want to sit on (5)
 10. effluvium (4)
 11. you should move this regularly (5)
 12. opposite of a sinker (7)
 15. Australian: "Honk out a ___" (9)
 16. sometimes poop does this (6)
 18. sometimes found in underwear (9)
 19. kings and crappers sit on this (6)
 21. ladies hate it when you leave this up (4)
 22. if there's blood in your poop, you should get one of  these (11)
 25. ___ bismol (5)
 26. a high one of these will clean you out (7)
 28. ___ a loaf (5)
 29. ___ cha cha cha (8)

    DOWN:
 2. a good place to poop (6)
 4. built like a brick ___ (9)
 5. when you're climbing up a ladder and you hear  something ___ (8)
 6. leave an offering at this altar (9)
 7. despite the name, this is NOT edible (11)
 9. grow a ___ tail (6)
 10. don't forget to ___ (5)
 13. Where it comes from (9)
 14. a single piece of excrement (4)
 17. eat lots of this (5)
 20. ___ a Havana (5)
 23. a donut-shaped muscle (9)
 24. lay some ___ (4)
 27. milk, milk, lemonaid, round the corner this is made (5)
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