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10 Seconds with Jesus Positively delightful 10-second vignettes featuring everyone's favorite hippie-cum-savior. I'm a little freaked at how much this Jesus looks like a friend of mine. -da Pope
Nothing Nice To Say Imaginary friends are keen, swell, and other 50s phrases...
Virgin Mary Fencepost? What do YOU see?
The Source For Youth Ministry "Teen Lingo" Dictionary An invaluable source for those "boyz" up in the "Lawd's Crewz" wishing to stay "all up in the hizzy bizznez" with their "young bloods". You should "tap" this "thizang"! Its the "Bomb!"
WARNING! - Should not actually be used as a reference guide for understanding your kids... at any time... EVER.
The Brick Testament The New Testament...Lego-style (Thanks to IisThereforeIis)
Bible Bars! Folks, we can't make this shit up...
Mormon Masturbation Prevention A Mormon, Stop Masturbating "How-To" guide, circa 1970.
Dance Dance Resurrection! He's a messiah, a messiiiiiiah! That's for sure! And he's dancin' like he's never danced before!
The Chort Report It's the right thing to do... and a tasty way to do it.
Kissing Hank's Ass I like my hotdogs with nacho cheese and jalapenos... in otherwords, Spicy!
A Man's Guide To Restroom Etiquette Eat your heart out Ms.Manners
www.throbbing.com brings you Mr. Hanky dress-up Despite its url, this has nothing to do with throbbing, I assure you.
Penny-Arcade Jesus Ain't no camper.
British BodyThetan Society A society dedicated to the preservation of what causes problems for scientologists everywhere.
PolterChrist The worst Jesus slasher movie ever made!
Jesus of the Week Just what the name says: a new Jesus ojet d'art every week!
Jesus Christ, SuperCar A great little car game. I recommend the Mary-Mother-of-God-Mobile.
Jesus' Home Page The real home page of Jesus Christ.
Dress Up Jesus A paper doll of the Big J.C. for you to dress as you like. Good clean fun for the whole family.
the Landover Baptist Church An interesting parody of a large church website.

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